In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit.

These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational… This is what we call the Muppet Show. Well the first thing you know ol’ Jeds a millionaire. Kinfolk said Jed move away from there.

So join us here each week my friends you’re sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways here on Gilligans Isle. Movin’ on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie. Now were up in the big leagues getting’ our turn at bat. Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny the last Battlestar – Galactica – leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest – a shining planet known as Earth. Here he comes Here comes Speed Racer. He’s a demon on wheels. Didn’t need no welfare states. Everybody pulled his weight. Gee our old Lasalle ran great. Those were the days. Got kind of tired packin’ and unpackin’ – town to town and up and down the dial.

Love exciting and new. Come aboard were expecting you. Love life’s sweetest reward Let it flow it floats back to you. That this group would somehow form a family that’s the way we all became the Brady Bunch. No phone no lights no motor car not a single luxury. Like Robinson Crusoe it’s primitive as can be. Sunday Monday Happy Days. Tuesday Wednesday Happy Days. Thursday Friday Happy Days.Saturday what a day. Groovin’ all week with you. we might as well say… Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won’t you be my neighbor. The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last of Americas deep space probes. That this group would somehow form a family that’s the way we all became the Brady Bunch. As long as we live its you and me baby. There ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. Said Californ’y is the place you ought to be So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hills that is. Swimmin’ pools movie stars.

Michael Knight a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent. The helpless. The powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law. Why do we always come here? I guess well never know. Its like a kind of torture to have to watch the show? Michael Knight a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent. The helpless. The powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law. Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship. And you know where you were then. Girls were girls and men were men. Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not its just me.

Straightnin’ the curves. Flatnin’ the hills Someday the mountain might get ‘em but the law never will. Well the first thing you know ol’ Jeds a millionaire. Kinfolk said Jed move away from there.